Touch Me, I'm Sick is a popular book by Tom Reynolds released in 2007 by Portrait Books. It is the sequel to I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard. He analyses 52 romance songs and puts them in the order of what he believes is the most disturbing. Number 1 is "Don't Stop Swaying" by Sophie B. Hawkins. It ranks at #311,813 on the Amazon.com Sales Rank.